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Manticores
MANTICORES
Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) Awesomealot
Nominated by Awesomealot

Due to their relatively inaccessible habitat, the Manticore has had to live on the pages of books and on the ledges of churches.  Described centuries ago by the likes of Ctesias, Pliny and Aristotle, today's Manticore is an evolved beast. His flamed colored lion like body is flanked with bat wings. His human head is framed with human ears and a curly beard.  He has blue eyes and 3 rows of teeth. His spiked tail stings like a scorpion.  And with an appetite for human flesh and a voice like a trumpet he is the beast you hate to love.  

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The Lone Ranger


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Burj Dubai


The Godfather


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Capes
CAPES
Rank: Colonel Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome

Let's face it, wearing a cape makes everything better. Whether it's running in the back yard, diving onto a hotel bed, plunging the toilet or  fighting off your roommate—the task at hand is much much more enjoyable with a cape. The cape makes you and everyone around you believe that you are special, swifter, more graceful, worthy, important and down right awesome. So if you're just doing your job or going on your morning jog, don't forget the cape.

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Capes was voted MORE AWESOME than:

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Rank: Klinger Yggdrasil
Yggdrasil commented ( about this matchup ) on 8/23/2009
...Unless your cape is kevlar! When I think capes I think Batman, 3 Musketeers, Superman. Theses dude never had a problem with capes. Capes are for pros, if you're not awesome enough to wear one you might get in trouble for trying to look awesome. In every other case: Capes = Awesome! reply

Rank: Pepper Love of the Awesome
Love of the Awesome commented ( about this matchup ) on 8/23/2009
Well men wearing capes traditionally kill Manticores so have to go with capes on this one reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude commented ( about Capes ) on 8/5/2009
I learned from "The Incredibles" and "Watchmen" that capes are not Awesome, and can in fact, become a massive liability in the fighting of crime. But I learned from 300 that it's not really g** to wear only a leather speedo and a cape, so I'm torn about capes. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to The Dude on 8/5/2009
I don't think that this particular G a y needs to be screened. reply

Rank: Pepper Love of the Awesome
Love of the Awesome replied to The Dude on 8/5/2009
I'm picturing capes like when I was a little kid and felt empowered when I put one on. Those memories are whats making me vote for capes. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to Love of the Awesome on 8/5/2009
ok, but if you're cape gets caught in a revolving door and you get gunned down by your arch rival, don't come crying to me. reply

Rank: Klinger Yggdrasil
Yggdrasil replied to The Dude on 8/24/2009
Dude if you aren't awesome enough to wear a cape something bad will happen to you for sure and you will deserve it. Batman, Superman, Zorro... They never had trouble wearing the awesome mantle. Capes are awesome! reply


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