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           CAPES
Let's face it, wearing a cape makes everything better. Whether it's running in the back yard, diving onto a hotel bed, plunging the toilet or fighting off your roommate—the task at hand is much much more enjoyable with a cape. The cape makes you and everyone around you believe that you are special, swifter, more graceful, worthy, important and down right awesome. So if you're just doing your job or going on your morning jog, don't forget the cape.
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome
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Filename: cape_yard.jpgSource: goldberg on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/goldberg/618691407/ 
Filename: cape_hotel.jpgSource: Éole on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/eole/3215868087/ 
Filename: capes_plunger.jpgSource: lintmachine on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/lintmachine/3147042516/ 
Filename: cape_fight.jpgSource: purplemattfish on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/purplemattfish/3621250358/ 
Filename: cape_luchadore.jpgSource: Jeff the Trojan on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/trojanguy/2553352107/ 
Filename: cape_runner.jpgSource: Dana Lookadoo on flickr cc Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/danalookadoo/3303163186/ 
Filename: cape_painting.jpgSource: Richard I the Lionheart (1157-1199) King of England, 1841 (oil on canvas) by Blondel Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/michaelrogers/3299576822/ 
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Capes was voted MORE AWESOME than:
 The Lone Ranger  Marilyn Manson  Daft Punk  Nostradamus  Tim and Eric Awesome Show  Wienermobile  Shreddin Capes was voted LESS AWESOME than:  Dante Bucci  Burj Dubai  The Godfather  Emperor Norton  Silly Putty  Afro Samurai  The Lost City of Atlantis  Jackalopes  Walking on the Moon  Les Claypool  Manticores
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     JACKALOPES
Rumored to be extinct, this rare animal is part pygmy deer, part killer rabbit. Unpredictable and vicious, it uses its lazer sharp antlers to attack and its blood thirsty fangs to devour human flesh. Over many generations the Jackalope has mastered the ability to mimic human sounds. This has haunted the cowboys of the American West. Jackalopes can move up to 90 mph, perhaps a side effect from being conceived during lightening storms. For the brave souls whole obtain a jackalope hunting license it is advised they take large quantities of Whiskey. This hair raising beverage works as a beacon attracting the jackalope. It is said once the jackalope is intoxicated it is possible to hunt. Or steal the milk from the belly of a sleeping female. The milk has a variety of medicinal properties. And the meat tastes like lobster.
Nominated by Awesomealot
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Jackalopes was voted MORE AWESOME than:
The Lone Ranger  Billy Mays Dante Bucci Marilyn Manson  Danny Way Jumps the Great Wall  Competitive Eating Silly Putty Nostradamus Capes Tim and Eric Awesome Show  Coalition to Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide Wienermobile Manticores Jackalopes was voted LESS AWESOME than: The Godfather Emperor Norton  Jesus Riding A Dinosaur The Lost City of Atlantis Walking on the Moon Les Claypool
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Somehow I would love to see Jackalopes run the table here...
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Go 'Lopes!
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I learned from "The Incredibles" and "Watchmen" that capes are not Awesome, and can in fact, become a massive liability in the fighting of crime.
But I learned from 300 that it's not really g** to wear only a leather speedo and a cape, so I'm torn about capes.
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I don't think that this particular G a y needs to be screened.
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I'm picturing capes like when I was a little kid and felt empowered when I put one on. Those memories are whats making me vote for capes.
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ok, but if you're cape gets caught in a revolving door and you get gunned down by your arch rival, don't come crying to me.
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Dude if you aren't awesome enough to wear a cape something bad will happen to you for sure and you will deserve it. Batman, Superman, Zorro... They never had trouble wearing the awesome mantle. Capes are awesome!
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There is a good bar in Eugene called the Jackalope Lounge. If you are ever there it is worth checking out.
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Have you ever had pan-fried Jackalope with just a twist of lemon? It's totally an awesome meal. There's some good eating on a Jackalope.
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