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BUMPER STICKERS
Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff

Nothing says "I have a very strong religious or political conviction" like a permanent plastic sticker that tells the world all about that conviction.  And nothing looks dumber on the car you are trying to sell than a Dole-Kemp '96 sticker on the paint.  But still, there is no better way to tell the same joke eighty thousand times than attaching it to your car.

What is your all time favorite bumper sticker?  Just in case any of the car owners above have room for one more bumper sticker.... (Click on the comment tab above to keep comment with entry for the entire month.) 

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PEZ


High Fives


Great Wall of China


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Dwight K. Schrute


Your Grammie


Streaking during a sporting event


President Obama


Song for Sarah


Erwin Wurm's "Fat House"

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Ninja
NINJA
Rank: Pepper Tiberius Rex
Nominated by Tiberius Rex

Ninja are incredibly awesome. I won't hear any argument to the contrary. Amazingly, nunchucks did not fare so well a month ago, but the basic concept of ninjas should do better. We are talking about guys who wear black so they can sneak around at night, that use blowdarts and throwing stars to quietly disable enemies; use swords, nunchucks, and supreme martial arts skill to battle enemies; can climb walls, and do really cool flips in the air.

Ever feel you are being watched while walking home at night? You are right to be afraid... because it might be a ninja. Don't be too scared though; if it is a ninja, you will probably be dead before you know for sure.

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PEZ


Gurdjieff


Great Wall of China


My Shreddies


Wife Carrying


The Moonwalk


Bumper Stickers


Burger King(R) Flame Body Spray


Antikythera Mechanism


Your Grammie


Skyrest Pillow


Erwin Wurm's "Fat House"


Buzkashi


Benny Lava


Ninja was voted LESS AWESOME than:

President Obama


Black Holes


Mister Rogers doing The Wave


President Obama

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