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    BRAWNDO: THE THIRST MUTILATOR
2nd Place April 09 Brawndo was created for the movie Idiocracy, but the makers of the film didn't let the concept live and die there. They actually make this stuff. You can order it from a number of on-line sites, and the web site and you tube videos that promote it are incredible. Its ironic, in most cases you pay $2.25 for an energy drink, and it pisses you off that you got $.25 of product and paid for $2.00 in marketing. In this case, who cares what's really in the can. I'd pay the premium for the drink, just make SURE the marketing campaign keeps going!
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Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator was voted MORE AWESOME than:
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    NIKOLA TESLA
4th Place November 08 Brilliant mind! Nikola Tesla invented the system for AC electricty. 'Free energy for the world'...was Nikola Tesla's dream. But a man by the name of Thomas Edison (with his finacial backers) stood in the way. Tesla was labled insane...most likley because his mind was operating lightyears beyond his colleagues. Nikola Tesla was credited with the invention of the Radio, Television, Power Transmission, and the Induction Motor. In 1900 he built a tower for his 'Wireless Broadcasting System'. Nikola Tesla has been referred to as 'the man who invented the 20th century.'" In Tesla's words:"The present is theirs; the future, for which I have really worked, is mine." “When wireless is fully applied the earth will be converted into a huge brain, capable of response in every one of its parts.”
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Tesla was a man before his time... both in the real world and here in Awesomeoff. He was clearly put up too early last year - the current audience appreciates him far more. The first time around he lost to The General Lee and Chupacabra. Now in the contest of champions he's going undefeated...
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you know, i really want to vote for Tesla, but seeing as i go to a school named after Roosevelt, i feel its kinda my obligation to vote for him. sorry.
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i would love to Become more popular with law enforcement
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I've been somewhat popular with law enforcement in the past; while interesting and even hilariously amusing at times, overall I'd have to say it was so not awesome.
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LMAO "make words your bitch" thats great
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I just watched this again, at the end, really quickly it says "Because you can't drink a car battery"
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Dude I think that Brwando: The Thirst Mutilator is going to take it all this month.
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It has what plants crave: Awesomeness.
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At first I thought it said "make words *you* bitch" which was also really funny.
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