Bohemian Rhapsody is considered the most awesome song of all time. Its sweet and emotional at times, and it totally kicks ass at other times. Its easy to learn to sing along, but its hard not to get a little choked up while you sing along.

Part of the awesomeness stems from Freddy Mercury himself, an effeminate, cross dressing homosexual who headed a band named 'Queen', and yet managed to write some of the most played sports anthems in history. Like Mercury himself, the song Bohemian Rhapsody crosses many boundaries. Its truly hard to find someone who doesn't love this song. And watching this video, its even harder to imagine someone not considering it to be awesome.

You would not have made it to AwesomeOff.com, were it not for a crafty invention called the Internet that allowed you to surf your way on over here. Yes, the Internet is awesome, a complicated interconnected series of tubes that allows text, images and videos to travel at lightning speeds through cyber spaces.

I could go on all day about the high tech things that make the Internet neat, but we should instead focus on how it has changed your life. Imagine having to look up a recipe on in a stranger's recipe book, who lives thousands of miles away without the internet? You would need a hang-glider, tools, spy glasses and would probably have to break laws. The Internet makes stealing legal, and things free for all.

Today you can use the internet to meet people you can get naked with, or look at naked people you will never meet, or simply be naked, while you do your job from home. It doesn't matter what kind nakedness you are into, you will find it on the Internet.

And believe it or not, the Internet is not just for looking at naked people! Some people research long lost secrets like Sasquatch on the Internet. Other people share important scientific experiments like dropping mentos in Diet Coke bottles.

So vote for the Internet, because today, modern people would not be able to tie their shoes, were it not for detailed instructions on the Internet.

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