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Beer Maids
BEER MAIDS
Rank: Gomer HankBobs
Nominated by HankBobs
1st Place March 09

Beer, boobs, biceps and balancing skills. This has to be top five on the list of reasons to move to Germany. Despite the dresses built to spill cleavage all over the customers, the most impressive thing about these women may be the strength and skills it takes to deliver a half dozen giant 24 oz glass beer steins full of beer. Damn impressive stuff.

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Beer Maids was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Bukowski


The Couch Dress


Moustache Balaclava


Giant Nintendo Controller


Jesus Christ


Little Superstar


Meat Suitcase


Moonshine


Sasquatch


Stallone - Over the Top


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El Chupacabra


BigDog Robot


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Miracle On Ice


Miracle On Ice


Bob Ross


Liquor and Guns Drive Thru


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Tater Tots


Ronald Jenkees


Kryptonite


Ski Dubai


Toothpick Beard


Rock-Afire Explosion


Hot Chicks with Guns


Hedgehogs


Bubblewrap


The Greening of the Chicago River


The Irish


Brand New White Socks


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Subdermal Implants


Phuket Vegetarian Festival


Ralph Wiggum


Bowling


Jesus Pan


Sandcastlematt


Zombies


Zombies


Literal Video Versions


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Beer Maids was voted LESS AWESOME than:

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Miracle On Ice


President Obama


Wingsuit Base Jumping


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Centaurs


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WAKE n' BACON


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Paul Bunyan


The Brick Testament


Captain James T. Kirk


Teddy Roosevelt


Library of Congress


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Death Star


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Hunter S. Thompson


Extent of the Universe


Mark Twain


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Walking on the Moon


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Bob Ross
BOB ROSS
CandaceVZ
Nominated by CandaceVZ
Special Selection February 09

He had a sweet afro and makes happy little trees, and I think that qualifies as awesome. :)

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Bob Ross was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Afros


The Couch Dress


Moustache Balaclava


The Krull Glaive


Little Superstar


General Lee 01


Ghost Riding da Whip


Crop Circles


Mock Apple Pie


Mock Apple Pie


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Don King


Velcro Shoes


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Blue Whale


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Shrunken Heads


Leeroy Jenkins!


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Journey's Arnel Pineda


Plight of the Snowman


Literal Video Versions


Bob Ross was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Chewbacca


Giant Nintendo Controller


Jesus Christ


Sasquatch


Theo Jansen's Art


Nikola Tesla


El Chupacabra


Robocop on a Unicorn


Freerunning


Dwight K. Schrute


The Hamburger Bed


The Hamburger Bed


Wingsuit Base Jumping


Wingsuit Base Jumping


Batmobile


Aurora Borealis


Aurora Borealis


Julie Moss at the 1982 Ironman


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Dramatic Chipmunk


Badass Mountain Men


Badass Mountain Men


Major League Gaming


Beer Maids


Hedgehogs


WAKE n' BACON


Rollerman


Paul Bunyan


Space Invader Invasion


Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator


Captain James T. Kirk


The Man with No Name


Banksy


Johnny Cash


Library of Congress


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Death Star


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Hunter S. Thompson


Mark Twain


Emperor Norton


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur


Walking on the Moon


Les Claypool

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Gyro13
Gyro13 commented ( about Bob Ross ) on 9/3/2009
The joy of painting for me can only last so long in a setting with a body of water, happy trees, and a mountainous body looming in the background. Don't get me wrong, happy trees get me through the day but I don't think I could handle painting the same thing over and over. No matter how effing realistic! reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Beer Maids ) on 3/7/2009
why do people think beer maids are so awesome? idk i dont get it.. reply

Rank: Gomer Jojo the Idiot Circus Boy
Jojo the Idiot Circus Boy replied to xyop96 on 3/16/2009
You see, they are females with low-cut shirts which reveal these things called breasts. And they bring you large glasses of beer, which tastes good and contains alcohol, which makes you drunk. reply

Rank: Ermey Yorky
Yorky replied to Jojo the Idiot Circus Boy on 9/3/2009
I don't even drink alcohol, but I do appreciate breasts: James Earl Jones can't compete with that! reply

Gyro13
Gyro13 replied to on 9/3/2009
Right...but they're at work and work is anything but awesome. reply

Rank: Klinger Yggdrasil
Yggdrasil replied to Gyro13 on 9/14/2009
then again walking on the moon is pretty much working... some jobs are extremely awesome, Like serving beer and exposing your boobs per instance reply

Licks replied to on 9/16/2009
yes beer maids are hot. But girls on skates, with even shorter skirts, much more strength, like the ability to hipcheck a 180lb girl into the crowd, and the ability to outdrink you afterwards is much much much HOTTER!! reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about Bob Ross ) on 2/15/2009
I think one of the things most awesome about Bob Ross is how many people he inspired. I knew a whole bunch of my friend's moms would get together and paint to VCR recorded episodes of his show while we were at school. The paintings are not really my cup of tea, but what artist has inspired more work, created by other's hands than Bob Ross? reply


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