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Beer Maids
BEER MAIDS
Rank: Gomer HankBobs
Nominated by HankBobs
1st Place March 09

Beer, boobs, biceps and balancing skills. This has to be top five on the list of reasons to move to Germany. Despite the dresses built to spill cleavage all over the customers, the most impressive thing about these women may be the strength and skills it takes to deliver a half dozen giant 24 oz glass beer steins full of beer. Damn impressive stuff.

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Beer Maids was voted MORE AWESOME than:

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Hot Chicks with Guns
HOT CHICKS WITH GUNS
Nominated by Unknown

This has been nominated by a few people, and we are not totally sure if we like it or not..  But that's what AwesomeOff is for, separating the awesome from the awesome.  There are a couple quotes that are really memorable from this particular clip:

"I'm Sidney ... I'm a Miss Orange County Finalist"

"You might remember me from 'Girls just wanna have Guns''"

"I'm an exotic dancer and a calendar girl for a National chain of tire wholesalers."

Talk about some credentials.  I thought this was just about hot chicks in bikinis shooting guns, but clearly this is amazingly talented people shooting guns as well!

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Hot Chicks with Guns was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Boyfriend Pillow


Kryptonite


Ski Dubai


Rock-Afire Explosion


Brand New White Socks


Subdermal Implants


Phuket Vegetarian Festival


Jesus Pan


Hot Chicks with Guns was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Bukowski


Moonshine


Stallone - Over the Top


Miracle On Ice


Centaurs


Liquor and Guns Drive Thru


Tater Tots


Ronald Jenkees


Toothpick Beard


Beer Maids


Hedgehogs


Bubblewrap


WAKE n' BACON


The Greening of the Chicago River


The Irish


White Zombie


Ralph Wiggum


Bowling


Scraper Bike


Sandcastlematt


Zombies

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Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Beer Maids ) on 3/7/2009
why do people think beer maids are so awesome? idk i dont get it.. reply

Rank: Gomer Jojo the Idiot Circus Boy
Jojo the Idiot Circus Boy replied to xyop96 on 3/16/2009
You see, they are females with low-cut shirts which reveal these things called breasts. And they bring you large glasses of beer, which tastes good and contains alcohol, which makes you drunk. reply

Rank: Ermey Yorky
Yorky replied to Jojo the Idiot Circus Boy on 9/3/2009
I don't even drink alcohol, but I do appreciate breasts: James Earl Jones can't compete with that! reply

Gyro13
Gyro13 replied to on 9/3/2009
Right...but they're at work and work is anything but awesome. reply

Rank: Klinger Yggdrasil
Yggdrasil replied to Gyro13 on 9/14/2009
then again walking on the moon is pretty much working... some jobs are extremely awesome, Like serving beer and exposing your boobs per instance reply

Licks replied to on 9/16/2009
yes beer maids are hot. But girls on skates, with even shorter skirts, much more strength, like the ability to hipcheck a 180lb girl into the crowd, and the ability to outdrink you afterwards is much much much HOTTER!! reply

Rank: Pepper EnsRedShirt
EnsRedShirt commented ( about Hot Chicks with Guns ) on 3/7/2009
A couple more classic quotes from the video:

"I've never held anything that felt so strong and confident."

"Made in America just like me!" reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to EnsRedShirt on 3/8/2009
Nice curling bowls! reply


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