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Saber Toothed Deer
SABER TOOTHED DEER
Rank: Schultz onetwobri
Nominated by onetwobri

It Lives!!! in the form of the Chinese Water Deer and the Musk Deer. The Saber Toothed Deer looks exactly like a normal deer, except that it is a little bit furrier and instead of antlers it has giant saber tooth tiger teeth. These teeth are retractable and can be moved out of the way when eating, or thrust forward to fight. They live mostly in China and Korea, but there are small populations in Britain and France where they escaped from zoos and began populating on their own.

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Afros
AFROS
Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff

The greatest thing about the afro is that for those that have the right kind of hair, its almost no work.   So few things that stand out are so easy.  I was born with perfect afro hair, it took me 19 years to have the guts to go for it, and by age 25 I was too bald to pull it off.  So I love the afro, from a distance.  There are so many reasons why they rock:

  • adds hieght ...intimidates your enemies
  • improves hearing
  • keeps your head warm
  • dereases your chances of getting lost in a crowd
  • is round
  • gives your enemies the impression you are big
  • its so cool (the ladies want to touch it)

 

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Rank: Gomer Hannibal
Hannibal commented ( about Afros ) on 2/7/2009
Afros FTW reply

Rank: Colonel Ivana B. Awesome
Ivana B. Awesome commented ( about Saber Toothed Deer ) on 2/6/2009
What does he need those teeth for? reply

Rank: Schultz onetwobri
onetwobri replied to Ivana B. Awesome on 2/6/2009
The male Chinese water deer are very territorial. They will bite and sometimes kill each other if another male gets too close. (awesome) During the rutting season, males will also fight for prospective mates. (also awesome) reply

Rank: Gomer Hannibal
Hannibal replied to on 2/7/2009
killing the rare saber tooth turtle, of course reply

Rank: Schultz G-willi
G-willi replied to Hannibal on 2/19/2009
what saber tooth turtle? reply

Rank: Schultz onetwobri
onetwobri replied to G-willi on 2/21/2009
it's very rare. reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne commented ( about Saber Toothed Deer ) on 2/6/2009
Sorry to bring this up, but shouldn't there be a hyphen? Like "Saber-Toothed," since that's adjectival?

I just think hyphens are awesome. reply

Rank: Tom Ghazi
Ghazi replied to Olav Rokne on 2/16/2009
LOL, Olav, always looking for the awesome in awesome... reply


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