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Plight of the Snowman
PLIGHT OF THE SNOWMAN
Rank: Colonel Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome

Hard times have hit the snowman community. Global warming seems to be threatening these winter loving creatures. Snowmen around the world are reacting to their impending demise, most are resorting to peaceful demonstrations. But, some are building armies while others have let the stress get to them and have been known to attack. Toddlers have even been captured. BEWARE of the aggressive snowman!

One Snowman activist said, "I hope things will turn around for the world snowman community now that the new American president seems to believe in global warming. Perhaps, his diplomatic ways will be an in road to changing Mother Nature's stance. In the mean time I hope that Snowmen will be put on the endangered species list. This may reduce the amount of late night bully attacks."

Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome
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Afros
AFROS
Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff

The greatest thing about the afro is that for those that have the right kind of hair, its almost no work.   So few things that stand out are so easy.  I was born with perfect afro hair, it took me 19 years to have the guts to go for it, and by age 25 I was too bald to pull it off.  So I love the afro, from a distance.  There are so many reasons why they rock:

  • adds hieght ...intimidates your enemies
  • improves hearing
  • keeps your head warm
  • dereases your chances of getting lost in a crowd
  • is round
  • gives your enemies the impression you are big
  • its so cool (the ladies want to touch it)

 

Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff
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Hannibal commented ( about Afros ) on 2/7/2009
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