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Flying Spaghetti Monster
FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER
Rank: Colonel Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by Ivana B. Awesome
Special Selection February 09

Oh Flying Spaghetti Monster, your Awesomeness!  Deity of unintelligent design. I forgive you, for tho created me not so perfect.  I know you only did this because you had a 'few too many'. Otherwise I'd have a noodly appendage too.  As you know us pastafarian—those who have been touched by your noodliness—feel with your direction we can embrace the latest pirate fashion and conquer global warming.   We Believe!

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Afros
AFROS
Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff

The greatest thing about the afro is that for those that have the right kind of hair, its almost no work.   So few things that stand out are so easy.  I was born with perfect afro hair, it took me 19 years to have the guts to go for it, and by age 25 I was too bald to pull it off.  So I love the afro, from a distance.  There are so many reasons why they rock:

  • adds hieght ...intimidates your enemies
  • improves hearing
  • keeps your head warm
  • dereases your chances of getting lost in a crowd
  • is round
  • gives your enemies the impression you are big
  • its so cool (the ladies want to touch it)

 

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Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Flying Spaghetti Monster ) on 9/2/2009
i believe reply

Rank: Gomer Hannibal
Hannibal commented ( about Afros ) on 2/7/2009
Afros FTW reply

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Flying Spaghetti Monster ) on 2/7/2009
FSM IS FREEKEN EPIC! reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about Flying Spaghetti Monster ) on 2/6/2009
From Wikipedia: The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is a deity thought up and designed as a satirical protest to the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to require the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to biological evolution. The FSM is the deity of the parody religion[1][2] The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster,[3] founded in 2005 by Bobby Henderson. Since the intelligent design movement used ambiguous references to an unspecified 'Intelligent Designer' to avoid court rulings prohibiting the teaching of creationism as a science, this presumably left open the possibility that any imaginable thing could fill that role. reply

Rank: Ermey Kid Indiana
Kid Indiana commented ( about Flying Spaghetti Monster ) on 2/6/2009
Isn't this a Church of the Subgenius related thingy? reply

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Kid Indiana on 2/6/2009
It isn't Church of the Subgenius at all. It's Pastafarianism. reply

Rank: Gomer Hannibal
Hannibal replied to Olav Rokne on 2/7/2009
lol pastafarianism reply

Gyro13
Gyro13 replied to on 9/3/2009
I think you mean it's the Pastafari movement. reply


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