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Aurora Borealis
AURORA BOREALIS
Nominated by Unknown
3rd Place February 09

The Aurora Borealis is an astronomical phenomena in which energetic particles light up the upper atmosphere with a luminous glow. It is understandable that tribes of the past tried to make sense of this eerie, awe inspiring affect!

Over the years the explanations of teh Northern Lights have varied greatly:

  • lighted pathways to heaven
  • omens of war
  • giant dancing salmon spirit
  • walrus spirits playing ball with a human skull
  • giants on a spearfishing exhibition
  • fires from blubber boiling dwarfs

 

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Aurora Borealis was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Afros


Chewbacca


The Couch Dress


Moustache Balaclava


Shaved Ball Cap


Giant Nintendo Controller


Jesus Christ


The Krull Glaive


Meat Suitcase


Sasquatch


Nikola Tesla


General Lee 01


Ghost Riding da Whip


Crop Circles


Mock Apple Pie


Mock Apple Pie


El Chupacabra


BigDog Robot


Robocop on a Unicorn


Roller Derby


Dwight K. Schrute


Mister Rogers doing The Wave


Miracle On Ice


Don King


President Obama


Velcro Shoes


Enclose by Bea Camacho


The Hamburger Bed


The Hamburger Bed


The Hamburger Bed


Wingsuit Base Jumping


Mr. Snuffleupagus


Blue Whale


Bob Ross


Bob Ross


Big Wheel Racing


Saber Toothed Deer


The Man with No Name


Corndog Pizza


Shrunken Heads


Easy Cheese


Julie Moss at the 1982 Ironman


Leeroy Jenkins!


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Dramatic Chipmunk


Badass Mountain Men


Badass Mountain Men


Journey's Arnel Pineda


Plight of the Snowman


Beer Maids


Hedgehogs


Zombies


Rollerman


Space Invader Invasion


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


Captain James T. Kirk


The Man with No Name


Teddy Roosevelt


Library of Congress


Death Star


Literal Video Versions


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka


Hunter S. Thompson


MST3K


Extent of the Universe


Les Claypool


Aurora Borealis was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Freerunning


Wingsuit Base Jumping


Wingsuit Base Jumping


Major League Gaming


Major League Gaming


Emperor Norton


Walking on the Moon

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Afros
AFROS
Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Nominated by Ivan Awesomeoff

The greatest thing about the afro is that for those that have the right kind of hair, its almost no work.   So few things that stand out are so easy.  I was born with perfect afro hair, it took me 19 years to have the guts to go for it, and by age 25 I was too bald to pull it off.  So I love the afro, from a distance.  There are so many reasons why they rock:

  • adds hieght ...intimidates your enemies
  • improves hearing
  • keeps your head warm
  • dereases your chances of getting lost in a crowd
  • is round
  • gives your enemies the impression you are big
  • its so cool (the ladies want to touch it)

 

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Afros was voted MORE AWESOME than:

The Krull Glaive


Ghost Riding da Whip


Mock Apple Pie


Velcro Shoes


Mr. Snuffleupagus


ANTS


Batmobile


Underoos!


Big Wheel Racing


Saber Toothed Deer


Shrunken Heads


Easy Cheese


Leeroy Jenkins!


Journey's Arnel Pineda


Plight of the Snowman


Toodle Shooting Grandma


Afros was voted LESS AWESOME than:

The Hamburger Bed


Wingsuit Base Jumping


Wingsuit Base Jumping


Bob Ross


Aurora Borealis


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Dramatic Chipmunk


Major League Gaming

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Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne commented ( about Aurora Borealis ) on 9/23/2009
Look, I didn't want to have to break this to anyone, but the Aurora Borealis is fake. It was invented by the Canadian Governor General in 1890 as a way to promote tourism, and is created by spraying our clouds with kool-aid. Simple, really, but the hoax has taken on a life of its own. The excess kool-aid is messy and kind of gross. It's wasteful, phony, and not that awesome. reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to Olav Rokne on 9/23/2009
Actually, am I the only one who thinks that story makes it MORE Awesome? reply

Rank: Blade Godbot
Godbot replied to on 9/24/2009
Science is so kool! reply

Rank: Tom Ghazi
Ghazi commented ( about this matchup ) on 2/15/2009
Anyone ever seen Afro Samurai? Samuel L. Jackson as an anime character! now, that is AWESOME! Gotta go w/ afro's on this one for that reason! reply

Smudge
Smudge commented ( about this matchup ) on 2/15/2009
What a tough pairing...I was going to vote for afros but I can't against A.B. I saw one in Norway 20 years ago that I will never forget! Yeah, seriously made consider the divine! reply

Rank: Gomer Hannibal
Hannibal commented ( about Afros ) on 2/7/2009
Afros FTW reply


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