VENUS FLY TRAPS

Rank: Colonel Ivana B. Awesome
Nominated by: Ivana B. Awesome
AwesomeOff: October 2008
Total Points: 48816

By far the coolest plant! Cool, because they eat those pesky insects? (...who doesn't love watching death and gore!) Or perhaps, it's our fanciful imagination that elevates these tiny plants to grandeur.  I love to think about my archenemies taking a leisurely walk in the woods, only to be swallowed by a lurking plant. Currently, thoughts like these are relegated to fantasy novels and distant worlds...but keep in mind Charles Darwin called it "the most wonderful plant in the world."  



Venus Fly Traps was voted MORE AWESOME than:

The Couch Dress


Moustache Balaclava


Shaved Ball Cap


Giant Nintendo Controller


Jesus Christ


Meat Suitcase


Smurfette


Spam


Tom Seleck's Stache


ZebraCorn


Cuy - last supper


General Lee 01


Mock Apple Pie


BigDog Robot


Dwight K. Schrute


Mister Rogers doing The Wave


Badass Mountain Men


Beer Maids


WAKE n' BACON


Zombies


Rollerman


Paul Bunyan


Johnny Cash


Literal Video Versions


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Hunter S. Thompson


MST3K


Venus Fly Traps was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Little Superstar


Chewbacca


Sasquatch


Nikola Tesla


Crop Circles


Robocop on a Unicorn


Wingsuit Base Jumping


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Hedgehogs


Space Invader Invasion


Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator


The Brick Testament


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


Captain James T. Kirk


The Man with No Name


Library of Congress


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Extent of the Universe


Emperor Norton


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur


Image Credits
Filename: venusflytrap.jpg
Source: swimboy1
Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/swimboy1/202878504/in/photostream/

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