THE RECLINER

Rank: Blade TinManCometh
Nominated by: TinManCometh
AwesomeOff: July 2009
Total Points: 6546

Not much to say here, but if you've ever had a quality, broken in recliner.. then you know what the hell is going on. Recliners are not about anything other than the perfection of lounging

Did you know Napoleon can take credit for the invention of the recliner? He created a portable camp bed that reclined and allowed for laid back seating while he was out and about with his army.



The Recliner was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Praying Mantises


Lawn Mower Racing


Pirate Parts


Vectrex


ManBabies


Lincoln Continental Convertables


Pizzazz


X-Ray Vision


Converse All Stars


Disco Balls


Vampires


Price is Right Wheel


Tooth Fairy


The Recliner was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Bonneville Salt Flats


Literal Video Versions


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


Israel Kamakawiwo'ole


Hunter S. Thompson


Extent of the Universe


Marilyn Monroe


Congress Ave Bridge Bats


Image Credits
Filename: recliner_graffiti.jpg
Source: Niemster on flickr cc
Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/niemster/135496512/
Filename: recliner_sad.jpg
Source: keaggy.com on flickr cc
Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/bk/43139751/
Filename: recliner_testers.jpg
Source: madmolecule on flickr cc
Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/zeke_/3168737141/
Filename: recliner_lawn.jpg
Source: Todd Ehlers on flickr cc
Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/eklektikos/529125067/
Filename: recliner_store.jpg
Source: sun dazed on flickr cc
Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/sundazed/3319255633/
Filename: recliner_beach.jpg
Source: slworking2 on flickr cc
Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/slworking/3112128079/
Filename: recliner_road.jpg
Source: mfajardo on flickr cc
Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/mfajardo/396104047/
Word on the Street

D.W. Shrift commented ( about The Recliner ) on 7/13/2009
Recliners promote laziness. No one earns awesome from being lazy. 'Nuff said.

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to D.W. Shrift on 7/13/2009
I'm the laziest man I know, and I'm pretty Awesome. Just ask my mom.

Rank: Tom Ghazi
Ghazi replied to on 7/14/2009
I refer you to `Time Enough for Love` by Robert A. Heinlein, specifically The Man who was too Lazy to Fail...

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