THE DISINTEGRATOR: RUBBER BAND MINIGUN

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) MediocreMarvel
Nominated by: MediocreMarvel
AwesomeOff: June 2009
Total Points: 4488

"Its all fun and game until somebody loses an eye." - Mom

The Disintegrator is the end-all, greatest kid's weapon ever. From spit balls, to blow darts, to rapid fire rubber band guns, kids find a way to flail objects at each other, whether the practice is banned by their school administration or not.

Enter the Disintegrator. It fires 40 large rubber bands per second (2400 rpm) from twin spinning turbines. It can unload its capacity (288 bands) at targets in a mere 7 seconds, and anything in its way lighter than 19 ounces is flipped on its head.

The disintegrator can be mounted on a tripod, or picked up and carried by the assailant, chasing his little sister across the house to slam the door closed on her room truly terrified!



The Disintegrator: Rubber Band Minigun was voted MORE AWESOME than:

The Stig


Peekaru


Gong


Keith Loutit's Little Sydney


Soccer* Hooligans


Tiesto


Notorious B.I.G. Doll


Che Guevara


The Disintegrator: Rubber Band Minigun was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Deja Vu


Ultra Slow Motion


Johnny Cash


Reliant Robin


Choose Your Own Adventure Books


Library of Congress


Rasputin


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Death Star


Mermaids


Male Emperor Penguins


Indy's Whip


Image Credits
Filename: disintegrator.jpg
Source: Photo from disintegrator.co.uk
Url: http://disintegrator.co.uk/images/foto7.html

Video Source
Youtube user crunchysaviour
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GAUnuuBkW4
Word on the Street

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about The Disintegrator: Rubber Band Minigun ) on 6/14/2009
3-7? Seriously, this is a rubber band gun that shoots 288 rubber bands in 7 seconds!?!? I'm shocked this isn't a top 10 entry!

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 6/17/2009
you and me both....i just dont get how this isnt doin good

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about The Disintegrator: Rubber Band Minigun ) on 6/5/2009
It's pretty awesome how they sync'd that music with the video (especially in the beginning), but the gun itself...meh

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