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could you fix the format of my comment so it lists the fast facts? like..... -blah blah blah (enter) -blah blah blah
Wow! John Hodgman knows a lot about Teddy Roosevelt.
thanks ivan!
And this is the most pertinent fact, Teddy Roosevelt fathered Chuck Norris!
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- Roosevelt began every day by wrestling his entire cabinet and throwing them out the window.
- When Rejected by the Mainstream Republican Party, Roosevelt created the "Bull Moose" party. Initially, only moose were allowed to join, as Roosevelt admired their solid, stubborn nature, their hatred of trusts, and their ability to legally have sex with female moose.
- Later, party membership would be open to anyone who could grow antlers
- The "teddy bear" was named after Teddy Roosevelt because of his love of bear meat and the fact that he was covered in fur
- Teddy Roosevelt originally built the American Museum of Natural History as a kind of lepidopterist's "killing jar." But instead of butterflies, he put dinosaurs inside and starved them until they were skeletons
- Roosevelt was originally from New York, but he shat Pennsylvania
- Roosevelt died fighting an old lion and was buried in Mount Rushmore, where his gigantic, fossilized face stares out over the country he beat into shape to this very day.
(John Hodgman, More Information Than You Require)