PEEKARU

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Nominated by: Home Slice
AwesomeOff: June 2009
Total Points: 1950

The newest member of the marsupial family is the Peekaru. This crazy new animal has a super soft fleece fur that has actually been enhanced by the consumption of plastic bottles.  This new creature seems quite tame and has been know to frequent weekend youth soccer games. 

The Peekaru has been spotted in a variety of colors: black, gray, green, lavender and blue.  The location of the pouch seems to vary from the front to the back,  and taking the marsupial gene pool to the next level, the male Peekaru comes equipped with a pouch so that he too can care for his young.

If you would like to check out a Peekaru in person visit TogetherBe for a list of locations.



Peekaru was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Tiesto


Peekaru was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Octo-Stache


The Stig


Queen of the Mist


Gong


The Viking Helmet


Johnny Cash


Keith Loutit's Little Sydney


Soccer* Hooligans


Reliant Robin


Stinky Cheese


Teddy Roosevelt


Chindogu


Notorious B.I.G. Doll


Rasputin


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


The Disintegrator: Rubber Band Minigun


Death Star


Mermaids


Male Emperor Penguins


Rockin' Steady


Image Credits
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Word on the Street

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Peekaru ) on 6/12/2009
i dont see how this could beat anything this month... except maybe tiesto... or if the boyfriend Pillow comes back ...

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to xyop96 on 6/13/2009
I would really like to see a peekaru vs. snuggie vs. boyfriend pillow vs. SkyRest pillow vs. couch dress death match.

Rank: Pepper Patrick Moniz
Patrick Moniz replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 6/13/2009
and them all against mock apple pie.

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) MediocreMarvel
MediocreMarvel commented ( about Peekaru ) on 6/10/2009
Quaaaaaaaid, start the reaaaaactoorrrrrrr.

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader replied to MediocreMarvel on 6/10/2009
If Peekaru had been billed as your very own Quatto costume, would that have earned it some awesome points?

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) MediocreMarvel
MediocreMarvel replied to the_mad_nader on 6/11/2009
Man, I got six kids to feed. I don't have time to worry about that.

Rank: Pepper Patrick Moniz
Patrick Moniz replied to MediocreMarvel on 6/11/2009
I thought you said it was 5 kids....?

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Patrick Moniz on 6/12/2009
He's been busy.

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about Peekaru ) on 6/8/2009
Alright, I'm gonna go ahead and [try to] make the argument for the Peekaru. (A) I promotes bonding between parent and child. (B) It allows the child to be warmed by the parent's body heat. (C) It's got a cooler name than a "Baby Bjorn". (D) It contains the little ankle-biters so they can't run over and bother me. (E) It's like baby a transportation unit AND a straight-jacket in one. Alright, that's about the best I can do...sorry Peekaru inventors...

Rank: Pepper lilatene
lilatene replied to the_mad_nader on 6/9/2009
I thought argument D was compelling, but then I realized the peekaru only contains the kids' movement, not the sound. If it had some kind of soundproof bubble (that lets air through), I'd be all for it.

Rank: Tom xyop96
xyop96 commented ( about Peekaru ) on 6/7/2009
APPLE PIE NEBODY?

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude commented ( about Peekaru ) on 6/5/2009
Mock....Apple.....Pie

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
The McBoxman replied to The Dude on 6/5/2009
Over Chindogu? I don't think so.

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to The McBoxman on 6/5/2009
Isn't it possible to have TWO MAPs this month?

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
The McBoxman replied to The Dude on 6/5/2009
Sooner or later they will battle in an epic UnAwesomeOff competition. The winner will maintain its dignity, while the other will wallow in shame, eating Spam and Mock Apple Pie for all eternity.

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to The McBoxman on 6/5/2009
Peekaru is far less awesome than Chindogu. Chindogu is about the spirit of inovation, which is awesome, combined with an inability to separate the wheat from the chaff. Peekaru combines creepy with crappy. Plus it involves children, and children are inherently not awesome.

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude replied to Olav Rokne on 6/5/2009
I'm forced to agree with Olav on this one.

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
The McBoxman replied to The Dude on 6/5/2009
Lol, alright, i see it. Peekaru kinda reminds me of a birth, but somehow everything got flipped around in there and popped out of her chest.

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to on 6/5/2009
Seriously... how is Peekaru at 2%? Someone voted for Peekaru over a planet-destroying laser? RUJK? ZOMG! HTML? WTF? THIS MAKES NO SENSE!

Rank: Blade Thad B. Awesome
Thad B. Awesome commented ( about Peekaru ) on 6/5/2009
OK, this is like that scene in Alien where the baby alien bursts out through the guy's chest except this is far more disturbing because it's an actual real life human baby.

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude commented ( about Peekaru ) on 6/5/2009
It's like a baby Snuggie.

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