MARK TWAIN

Rank: Colonel The Dude
Nominated by: The Dude
AwesomeOff: August 2009
Total Points: 60024

Famous American Writer, Samuel Langhorne Clemens is remembered better by his pen name Mark Twain.  (Because pen names are awesome, Clemens used several others as well: Thomas Jefferson Snodgrass, W. Epaminandos Adrastus Blab, Sergeant Fathom and Josh. )  The inspiration for  Clemens' famous pen name is up for debate. Clemens claimed it was a borrowed name from a trustworthy mariner's water level report - basically meaning two fathoms.  But experts on Twain claim the name is derived from his running bar tab at a Virginia City saloon (-apparently two fathoms deep.)

Twain was inspired by his adventures. He worked as a devil's apprentice, which led to some editorial work, and took him west where he convinced his boss to send him to South America to write. But he paused for 3 years on the Mississippi to become a riverboat captain.  Then the Civil War nudged him ashore where he headed west to strike it rich.  But Twain seemed to fall back on his writing.

Mark Twain's large body of work is partly due to Clemens' ineptness as a business man. Clemens made many so-so investments. He also patented several products: Mark Twain's Memory-Builder Game, Mark Twain's Elastic Strap, and Mark Twain's Patent Scrapbook.

One of Twain's claim to fame was that he was born on or 'Came in on' the arrival of Halley's Comet and left on her tail (as he predicted.)  He also vividly dreamed of his brothers funeral which came to exact fruition.



Mark Twain was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Chewbacca


Giant Nintendo Controller


Jesus Christ


Meat Suitcase


Sasquatch


Theo Jansen's Art


Crop Circles


Mock Apple Pie


El Chupacabra


BigDog Robot


Roller Derby


Freerunning


Dwight K. Schrute


Mister Rogers doing The Wave


Miracle On Ice


President Obama


Bob Ross


Beer Maids


Hedgehogs


Rollerman


Paul Bunyan


Space Invader Invasion


The Brick Testament


Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton


Johnny Cash


The Lone Ranger


Billy Mays


Burj Dubai


The Godfather


Marilyn Manson


Daft Punk


Danny Way Jumps the Great Wall


Emperor Norton


Emperor Norton


Competitive Eating


Silly Putty


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur


The Lost City of Atlantis


The Motherland Calls


Nostradamus


Georgia Guidestones


Los Pikadientes De Caborca


Les Claypool


Holy Hand Grenade


Manticores


Shreddin


Mark Twain was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Nikola Tesla


Robocop on a Unicorn


Wingsuit Base Jumping


Flying Spaghetti Monster


Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator


Captain James T. Kirk


Banksy


Library of Congress


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee


MST3K


Extent of the Universe


The Lost City of Atlantis


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur


Walking on the Moon


Walking on the Moon


Image Credits
Filename: marktwain_portrait.jpg
Source: Public Domain: Brady-Handy Collection/ LOC
Url: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Mark_Twain_1871-02-07.jpg
Filename: marktwain__christmas.jpg
Source: Public Domain: Cover of the New York World, Christmas 1899
Url: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:New_York_World_-_Twain.jpg
Filename: marktwain_3.jpg
Source: Public Domain: Millet's 1877 portrait of author Samuel L. Clemens (Mark Twain).
Url: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Samuel_L_Clemens_(Mark_Twain),_by_Frank_Millet,_1877.jpg
Filename: marktwain_5.jpg
Source: Public Domain: James Carroll Beckwith's Portrait of Mark Twain (1890).
Url: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Beckwith_Twain.jpg
Filename: marktwain_2.jpg
Source: Public Domain
Url: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Samuel_L_Clemens,_1909.jpg
Word on the Street

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about Mark Twain ) on 8/3/2009
It's a little early yet this month, Mark Twain is my personal frontrunner for most awesome! This was a man who reflected the finest part's of America's growth and evolution. As America struggled through how to deal with race relations, a Civil War, and a rising US imperialism, all of this was reflected and remarked upon by Twain. Amazing writer, astute thinker, sharp critic, awesome man!

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