Jesus Riding A Dinosaur on AwesomeOff.com

JESUS RIDING A DINOSAUR

Nominated by: Awesomealot
AwesomeOff: August 2009
Total Points: 64392
Jesus did lots a great things. But, surely he was most envied for his skillz at dino riding.

Editor's Note: This was nominated, and the pictures are awesome, but as a whole, I have no clue what this is. Is it an artistic movement? Is it a scientific movement? Is it a critique on the theory of Intelligent design? I don't know. If you can explain it, make a comment on it with the tab above!

Jesus Riding A Dinosaur was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Chewbacca

The Couch Dress

Moustache Balaclava

Shaved Ball Cap

Giant Nintendo Controller

Jesus Christ

Little Superstar

Meat Suitcase

Venus Fly Traps

Theo Jansen's Art

General Lee 01

Mock Apple Pie

Roller Derby

Dwight K. Schrute

Mister Rogers doing The Wave

Miracle On Ice

President Obama

The Hamburger Bed

Bob Ross

Flying Spaghetti Monster

Beer Maids

Zombies

Rollerman

Paul Bunyan

Space Invader Invasion

Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator

The Brick Testament

Banksy

Johnny Cash

Library of Congress

Death Star

Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee

The Lone Ranger

Dante Bucci

Burj Dubai

The Godfather

Marilyn Manson

Mark Twain

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Emperor Norton

Competitive Eating

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Les Claypool

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Nostradamus

Jackalopes

Tim and Eric Awesome Show

Coalition to Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide

Los Pikadientes De Caborca

Napoleon

Holy Hand Grenade

Shreddin

Jesus Riding A Dinosaur was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Nikola Tesla

Robocop on a Unicorn

Badass Mountain Men

WAKE n' BACON

Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton

Captain James T. Kirk

Teddy Roosevelt

MST3K

Mark Twain

The Motherland Calls

Walking on the Moon

Image Credits

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Word on the Street

GKilly commented ( about Jesus Riding A Dinosaur ) on 9/8/2009

according to some literal (creationist) interpretations of the bible, the earth is only 6400 years old, with the flood happening about 4000 years ago. Dinosaurs and man co-existed and yes, Jesus probably did ride them...

Godbot replied to GKilly on 9/9/2009

It was during Jesus' "lost years" that he trained his various Thunder Steeds. He was assisted by his disciples, the brothers John and James, sons of Zebedee. It was for their ability as Dino Whisperers that Jesus nicknamed them the "Sons of Thunder."

The Dude replied to Godbot on 9/9/2009

Anybody remember the cartoon "Dino Riders" from the 80s? If Jesus' dinosaur had machine guns, he would have kicked Robocop's a**.

Godbot replied to The Dude on 9/9/2009

Peter tried to have machine guns offered as an option, prompting Jesus to famously rebuke him, saying, "He who lives by the machine gun, dies by the machine gun." (see the "Gospel According to Fred Flintstoned," chapter 4, verse 20) Chuck Norris thinks that this was a command. As for Robocop, I believe his unicorn shoots rainbows from it's horn, thus rendering it's targets, er, shall we say, "happy," and therefore no longer a threat.

Olav Rokne replied to Godbot on 9/9/2009

Jesus was the holiest man ever to slap iron. He killed for your sins!

Godbot replied to Olav Rokne on 9/9/2009

Jesus can indeed be deadly in the wrong hands.

Olav Rokne commented ( about Jesus Riding A Dinosaur ) on 8/4/2009

I really want Jesus on a Dinosaur to finish top eight, simply so that the tournament of champions can see Jesus on a Dinosaur Vs. Robocop on a Unicorn.

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