Rumored to be extinct, this rare animal is part pygmy deer, part killer rabbit. Unpredictable and vicious, it uses its lazer sharp antlers to attack and its blood thirsty fangs to devour human flesh. Over many generations the Jackalope has mastered the ability to mimic human sounds. This has haunted the cowboys of the American West. Jackalopes can move up to 90 mph, perhaps a side effect from being conceived during lightening storms. For the brave souls whole obtain a jackalope hunting license it is advised they take large quantities of Whiskey. This hair raising beverage works as a beacon attracting the jackalope. It is said once the jackalope is intoxicated it is possible to hunt. Or steal the milk from the belly of a sleeping female. The milk has a variety of medicinal properties. And the meat tastes like lobster.