JACKALOPES

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) Awesomealot
Nominated by: Awesomealot
AwesomeOff: August 2009
Total Points: 6648

Rumored to be extinct, this rare animal is part pygmy deer, part killer rabbit. Unpredictable and vicious, it uses its lazer sharp antlers to attack and its blood thirsty fangs to devour human flesh. Over many generations the Jackalope has mastered the ability to mimic human sounds. This has haunted the cowboys of the American West. Jackalopes can move up to 90 mph, perhaps a side effect from being conceived during lightening storms. For the brave souls whole obtain a jackalope hunting license it is advised they take large quantities of Whiskey. This hair raising beverage works as a beacon attracting the jackalope. It is said once the jackalope is intoxicated it is possible to hunt. Or steal the milk from the belly of a sleeping female. The milk has a variety of medicinal properties. And the meat tastes like lobster.



Jackalopes was voted MORE AWESOME than:

The Lone Ranger


Billy Mays


Dante Bucci


Marilyn Manson


Danny Way Jumps the Great Wall


Competitive Eating


Silly Putty


Nostradamus


Capes


Tim and Eric Awesome Show


Coalition to Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide


Wienermobile


Manticores


Jackalopes was voted LESS AWESOME than:

The Godfather


Emperor Norton


Jesus Riding A Dinosaur


The Lost City of Atlantis


Walking on the Moon


Les Claypool


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Word on the Street

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about Jackalopes ) on 8/26/2009
Somehow I would love to see Jackalopes run the table here...

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) Awesomealot
Awesomealot replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 8/26/2009
Go 'Lopes!

Rank: Tom Ghazi
Ghazi commented ( about Jackalopes ) on 8/3/2009
There is a good bar in Eugene called the Jackalope Lounge. If you are ever there it is worth checking out.

Rank: Tom Olav Rokne
Olav Rokne replied to Ghazi on 8/4/2009
Have you ever had pan-fried Jackalope with just a twist of lemon? It's totally an awesome meal. There's some good eating on a Jackalope.

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