GONG

Rank: Gomer
Nominated by:
AwesomeOff: June 2009
Total Points: 3594

The gong is a flat metal disc that can give off a series of complex vibrations when struck. It is believed that the gong can heal and elevate the conciousness to a higher creative intelligence. The gong has been vibrating our souls for hundereds if not thousands of years, and with all is mystical powers, there is also no better way to eject a really horrible Frank Sinatra impersonator from the stage.



Gong was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Peekaru


Stinky Cheese


Chindogu


Notorious B.I.G. Doll


Gong was voted LESS AWESOME than:

The Stig


Queen of the Mist


Deja Vu


Ultra Slow Motion


The Viking Helmet


Johnny Cash


Keith Loutit's Little Sydney


Reliant Robin


Choose Your Own Adventure Books


Library of Congress


Che Guevara


James Earl Jones Counts to 10


The Disintegrator: Rubber Band Minigun


Mermaids


Rockin' Steady


Indy's Whip


Image Credits
Filename: gong_temple.jpg
Source: Elizabeth Thomsen on flickr cc
Url: http://www.flickr.com/photos/ethomsen/42555063/
Filename: gong_large.jpg
Source: Wiki commons - sailko
Url: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Villa_nieunwekamp,_gong_02.JPG
Filename: gong11.jpg
Source: Public Domain
Url: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bigthumb_RIMG0014.jpg

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