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FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER

Nominated by: Ivana B. Awesome
AwesomeOff: February 2009
Total Points: 55530
Oh Flying Spaghetti Monster, your Awesomeness! Deity of unintelligent design. I forgive you, for tho created me not so perfect. I know you only did this because you had a 'few too many'. Otherwise I'd have a noodly appendage too. As you know us pastafarian—those who have been touched by your noodliness—feel with your direction we can embrace the latest pirate fashion and conquer global warming. We Believe!

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Flying Spaghetti Monster was voted MORE AWESOME than:

Afros

The Couch Dress

Moustache Balaclava

Shaved Ball Cap

Giant Nintendo Controller

Jesus Christ

The Krull Glaive

Little Superstar

Venus Fly Traps

General Lee 01

Mock Apple Pie

El Chupacabra

BigDog Robot

Mister Rogers doing The Wave

Velcro Shoes

Enclose by Bea Camacho

The Hamburger Bed

ANTS

Batmobile

Blue Whale

Underoos!

Bob Ross

Shrunken Heads

Easy Cheese

Leeroy Jenkins!

Dramatic Chipmunk

Badass Mountain Men

Journey's Arnel Pineda

Plight of the Snowman

Toodle Shooting Grandma

Beer Maids

Rollerman

Space Invader Invasion

Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator

Johnny Cash

Literal Video Versions

Mark Twain

Emperor Norton

Les Claypool

Flying Spaghetti Monster was voted LESS AWESOME than:

Theo Jansen's Art

Nikola Tesla

Roller Derby

Miracle On Ice

President Obama

Wingsuit Base Jumping

Bob Ross

Aurora Borealis

Badass Mountain Men

Major League Gaming

Hedgehogs

WAKE n' BACON

Zombies

Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton

The Man with No Name

Teddy Roosevelt

Library of Congress

Death Star

Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee

Hunter S. Thompson

MST3K

Jesus Riding A Dinosaur

Walking on the Moon

Image Credits

Filename: fsm_sky.jpg
Source: dougnaka on flickr cc
Url: http://flickr.com/photos/dougnaka/480996244/

Filename: fsm_believe.jpg
Source: sidereal on flickr cc
Url: http://flickr.com/photos/sidereal/62874874/

Filename: fsm_treat.jpg
Source: oskay on flickr cc
Url: http://flickr.com/photos/oskay/2177296503/

Filename: fsm_car.jpg
Source: gwarcita on flickr cc
Url: http://flickr.com/photos/johnida/280136291/

Filename: fsm_touch.jpg
Source: rhurtubia on flickr cc
Url: http://flickr.com/photos/hurtubia/1043249439/

Filename: fsm_beach.jpg
Source: the PhotoPhreak on flickr cc
Url: http://flickr.com/photos/photophreak/145997058/

Filename: fsm_baby.jpg
Source: lawgeek on flickr cc
Url: http://flickr.com/photos/jdawg/158813303/

Filename: fsm_knit.jpg
Source: Pockafwye on flickr cc
Url: http://flickr.com/photos/pockafwye/757965562/

Word on the Street

xyop96 commented ( about Flying Spaghetti Monster ) on 9/2/2009

i believe

xyop96 commented ( about Flying Spaghetti Monster ) on 2/7/2009

FSM IS FREEKEN EPIC!

Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about Flying Spaghetti Monster ) on 2/6/2009

From Wikipedia: The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is a deity thought up and designed as a satirical protest to the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to require the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to biological evolution. The FSM is the deity of the parody religion[1][2] The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster,[3] founded in 2005 by Bobby Henderson. Since the intelligent design movement used ambiguous references to an unspecified 'Intelligent Designer' to avoid court rulings prohibiting the teaching of creationism as a science, this presumably left open the possibility that any imaginable thing could fill that role.

Kid Indiana commented ( about Flying Spaghetti Monster ) on 2/6/2009

Isn't this a Church of the Subgenius related thingy?

Olav Rokne replied to Kid Indiana on 2/6/2009

It isn't Church of the Subgenius at all. It's Pastafarianism.

Hannibal replied to Olav Rokne on 2/7/2009

lol pastafarianism

Gyro13 replied to on 9/3/2009

I think you mean it's the Pastafari movement.

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