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Rank: Tom Ghazi
Ghazi commented on 2/20/2010
Being left by your fiancee = unawesome. reply

Rank: Colonel DorkPower
DorkPower replied to Ghazi on 2/20/2010
That sucks. I can only guess, but my guess is that's a real emotional punch in the gut. In time, though, this will be behind you and you'll be on to more awesome things. In the meantime, stay strong. reply

Rank: Blade JS
JS replied to on 2/20/2010
Fuck. reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) The McBoxman
The McBoxman replied to on 2/21/2010
Sorry broseph, although i'm 17 and can't relate to that degree, thats really unawesome. reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader replied to on 2/26/2010
Truly un-awesome...sorry to hear that, but I'm sure that in the long run it will be for the best reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to on 3/2/2010
Very very sorry to hear that Ghazi, I really am. I hope things turn around soon. reply

Rank: Blade JS
JS commented on 2/19/2010
So....um...what's the plan? reply

Rank: Colonel DorkPower
DorkPower replied to JS on 2/19/2010
It's so quiet here I think I heard some crickets chirping. reply

Rank: Gomer extremeworlddominator
extremeworlddominator replied to DorkPower on 2/19/2010
My Thoughts Exactly. There Must be something big coming. Its like calm before the storm. reply

Rank: Gomer extremeworlddominator
extremeworlddominator replied to extremeworlddominator on 2/19/2010
Yeep! Im scaring myself... reply

Rank: Gomer extremeworlddominator
extremeworlddominator commented on 2/15/2010
Ahh, i felt it was time for a new picture. But it is still I, extremeworlddominator. reply

Rank: Gomer extremeworlddominator
extremeworlddominator commented on 2/13/2010
yo ivan i need to be ranked up to corparal Klinger reply

Bob Saget commented on 2/8/2010
When is there going to be more voting? reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented on 2/6/2010
The lead has changed hands 12 times in the last 24 hours.. I am at a complete loss reply

Rank: Tom Ghazi
Ghazi commented on 2/6/2010
This is how awesome the internet is. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL4hyATkQ74&feature=related reply

Rank: Tom Ghazi
Ghazi commented on 2/6/2010
omg we are going to have an overtime in the finals! unprecedented! reply

Rank: Colonel DorkPower
DorkPower commented ( about Bohemian Rhapsody vs. The Internet ) on 2/5/2010
This seems like Florida in 2000. Has there ever been a finals this close? reply

Rank: Tom Ghazi
Ghazi replied to DorkPower on 2/6/2010
I want a recount! this awesomeoff final has hanging chads! reply

Rank: Colonel DorkPower
DorkPower replied to Ghazi on 2/6/2010
The Supreme Court will throw it to Bohemian Rhapsody. reply

Rank: Tom Ghazi
Ghazi commented on 2/5/2010
btw i unquit awesomeoff...welcome back me! reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Ghazi on 2/5/2010
i am VERY happy you are back! reply

Rank: Colonel DorkPower
DorkPower replied to on 2/5/2010
Cool! It's not the same around here without you. reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) MediocreMarvel
MediocreMarvel commented on 2/3/2010
So when should I start sending in all the nominations I've got lined up? reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to MediocreMarvel on 2/4/2010
send em! reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) MediocreMarvel
MediocreMarvel replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 2/4/2010
45 nominees are on their way reply

Rank: Klinger Yggdrasil
Yggdrasil commented ( about United States Bill of Rights ) on 2/3/2010
Any constitution that guarantees that citizens can keep shooting themselves without anyone being able to do anything about it isn't awesome... reply

Rank: Tom Ghazi
Ghazi replied to Yggdrasil on 2/4/2010
You have to take into account the time which it was created and the groundbreaking step it took towards equality of citizens, the civil rights movement, the 19th amendment and the UN Charter of Human Rights. reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) Awesomealot
Awesomealot commented on 2/3/2010
The Internet vs. the Bill of Rights would be an awesome final! reply

The Variola Dragon
The Variola Dragon commented ( about United States Bill of Rights vs. Bohemian Rhapsody ) on 2/3/2010
Well, my oath of enlistment says I will defend the Constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic. I will do just that and defend it from Bohemians and Freddie Mercury. One a somewhat related note, where are my mosquito wings? I'm sure I've earned them by now. reply

Rank: Gomer extremeworlddominator
extremeworlddominator replied to The Variola Dragon on 2/15/2010
Its not an automatic update, Ivan Or Ivana have to do it manually. I thought the same as you just a little while ago! reply

Rank: Colonel Ivana B. Awesome
Ivana B. Awesome commented on 2/3/2010
I'm super bummed about hockey bear! I know you all were full of fear after he annihilated the universe and took you to the danger zone....but I really feel if we had crowned hockey bear we would have unleashed some real awesome. I guess we can be thankful for the Bill of Rights allowing us to live within your comfort zone. reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Ivana B. Awesome on 2/3/2010
The bill of rights enabled people to vote against that bear. In his world, people who vote against him are summarily destroyed by giant magic hockey equipment without trial or hearing reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) Awesomealot
Awesomealot replied to on 2/3/2010
I'm deeply saddened by the loss of Vonnegut, though having Vonnegut vs. Bill of Rights this round might have made my head explode. reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) MediocreMarvel
MediocreMarvel replied to Awesomealot on 2/3/2010
Black arm bands tomorrow. Hockey Bear you will be missed. reply

Rank: Gomer I B Jammin
I B Jammin commented ( about Bohemian Rhapsody vs. Kurt Vonnegut, Jr ) on 2/2/2010
Ah go take a flying f*** at a rolling doughnut.... Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. reply

Rank: Gomer I B Jammin
I B Jammin commented ( about Gandalf vs. Mind Controlled Wheelchairs ) on 2/2/2010
Machinery over imagination? I guess the voters are machines here because there is no way a mechanical machine should beat the best spirit man ever invented. reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) Awesomealot
Awesomealot replied to I B Jammin on 2/2/2010
You know, if you're going to have a sock puppet account, you should at least use a different user icon. :-) reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Awesomealot on 2/2/2010
Unless I'm mistaken "I B Jammin" and "B Jammin" are a husband and wife? reply

Rank: Blade Godbot
Godbot commented ( about United States Bill of Rights vs. Hockey Bear Destroys Universe ) on 2/2/2010
Crap, I'm reduced to "eeny, meany, miney, moe" again! reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Godbot on 2/2/2010
Try this: eeny meany miney.... SPACE BEAR DESTROYS ABSOLUTELY F*ING EVERYTHING AND IS THE ONLY POSSIBLE CHOICE EVER, PERIOD!!! reply

Rank: Blade Godbot
Godbot replied to Ivan Awesomeoff on 2/3/2010
Jeez, Ivan . . . I believe I am now in need of some clean shorts. reply

Rank: Blade Godbot
Godbot commented ( about Bohemian Rhapsody vs. Kurt Vonnegut, Jr ) on 2/2/2010
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different. - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. reply

Rank: Blade Godbot
Godbot commented ( about Gandalf vs. Mind Controlled Wheelchairs ) on 2/2/2010
Magic vs. Science? Uh, . . . eeny, meany, miney, moe . . . reply

Rank: Blade Godbot
Godbot commented ( about The Internet vs. Robosaurus ) on 2/2/2010
The Internet brings me the Awesomeoff. That's a WIN, folks! reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about Kurt Vonnegut, Jr ) on 2/2/2010
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone"
-Kurt Vonnegut reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about The Internet vs. Robosaurus ) on 2/2/2010
Everytime I want to vote for "The Internet" I get assaulted by the thoughts of it's evil twin "teh interwebs" and all the sp@m and myspace that goes with it. At least Robosaurus seems to embrace it's ridiculousness, which is pretty darned awesome reply

Rank: Blade the_mad_nader
the_mad_nader commented ( about Gandalf vs. Mind Controlled Wheelchairs ) on 2/2/2010
I love this matchup! Applied Nerdism vs. Fantasy Nerditute reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about Gandalf vs. Mind Controlled Wheelchairs ) on 2/2/2010
Real life mind controlled wheelchair, or fantasy mind that could control giant fire beasts? reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff commented ( about United States Bill of Rights vs. Hockey Bear Destroys Universe ) on 2/2/2010
This match is huge, #1 vs #8, but the ONLY loss Bill of Rights sustained in the seeding round was to HOCKEY BEAR DESTROYS UNIVERSE. reply

Rank: T.B.D. (Captain) Awesomealot
Awesomealot commented on 2/1/2010
We can haz playoffs? reply

Rank: Tom Ivan Awesomeoff
Ivan Awesomeoff replied to Awesomealot on 2/2/2010
1 hour off reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude
The Dude commented ( about The Internet vs. Robosaurus ) on 2/1/2010
Robosaurus is a force of nature which predates the Internet! reply

Rank: Colonel The Dude

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